Here’s pictures of people more attractive than you fucking
Here are your favorite celebrities being charming
Here’s the idea of liking food more than people
Here’s a little reminder of your childhood
Here’s a small animal falling asleep
Here’s an issue you’re probably ignoring
Here’s a video of me singing a song
Here’s a beautifully decorated room
Here’s how much people are liking your content
Here’s the number of posts you missed just now
Here’s a distraction from yourself
Here’s examples of what you aren’t
Here’s a long one, you have to keep scrolling to get to the end
Here’s that one you’ve seen a bunch already
Here’s your inability to just be cool about it, dude
See you tomorrow
New tumblr rule; if you are white you only get to reblog a post about white privilege (and therefore prove that you ‘get it’) once a week!
I bought an airport shot glass for the baby whiskeys I brought with me, because prefer a wide-mouth drinking experience.
I don’t need to pretend to be a giant to feel good about myself. I’m an ADULT.